- me: wow i finally understand math
- moves on to next question
- me: what the hell is this
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
- cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
- me: because of all the updog in my car?
- cop: whats up dog?
- me: not much dog whats up with you?
- cop: haha! thats funny you can go
You have to slap your own ass sometimes
WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING
hello friends i am here
ocui : Cloudy
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
me too kanye
the kids are out!
- fuckboy: i love you
- me: are you rich?
- fuckboy: no.....
- me: ✔ seen 8:34
paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries