10.19.14
  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this


caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister



10.19.14
  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: because of all the updog in my car?
  • cop: whats up dog?
  • me: not much dog whats up with you?
  • cop: haha! thats funny you can go


cerlys:

You have to slap your own ass sometimes



my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING





penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here



ocui : Cloudy



omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

image



10.12.14 reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons


king-joaquin:

me too kanye

king-joaquin:

me too kanye



spoondere:

the kids are out!

spoondere:

the kids are out!





10.8.14
  • fuckboy: i love you
  • me: are you rich?
  • fuckboy: no.....
  • me: ✔ seen 8:34


kikisdeliveryservices:

paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries